During my birthday streams I had my work prompt cards suggest that I pick an old/pending project idea to work on. After randomly selecting this tweet from back in 2018, it led to this regression sequence.

This is also a new YCH slot that's available right now for Tier 2+ patrons!

These unsuspecting fluffs happened upon some retro-branded soap which, in any situation, should've gone off years ago. They seemed fine enough, so what's the harm in trying? Turns out that they lasted so long by bending reality around themselves to suit their own timeline...

But hey, at least they smell better now!